[RDF] Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:
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JunkMail@itsbest.com
Wed, 12 Sep 2001 22:20:29 -0400
ÐÏࡱá!!! I found this posted in a newsgroup
and thought I'd try it just for a laugh. Guess what? I'm laughing the whole
way to the bank. I already earned $4,500 in almost 3 weeks! Following is that
original post. Take a minute to read it. I'm telling you--I'm a very skeptical,
but even a skeptic likes to make money.
And the initial investment is insignificant....LESS THAN $30.00!!!
Awhile back, I was browsing a newsgroup, and came across an article similar
to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only
an initial investment of $25.00 plus stamps!
So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!" But like most of us I was
curious and kept reading. It said that if you send $5.00 to each of the 5
names and addresses listed in the article, you could make thousands in a
very short period of time. You then place your own name and address at the
bottom of the list at #5, and post the article to at least 200 newsgroups or
send at least 5.000 mails.
(There are about 32,000 of them out there and that's quite a large market
pool). No catch, that was it. Even though the investment was a measly $25, I
had three questions that needed to be answered before I could get involved
in this sort of thing.
1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL?? I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little
sceptical that I would actually make any money but he said it WAS LEGAL if I
wanted to try it. I told him it sounded a lot like a chain letter but the
details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal
business.
2. IS OK WITH THE POST OFFICE OR IS IT MAIL FRAUD?....I called them:
1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! (See Title18, h
sections1302 NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). This clarifies the program of
collecting names and addresses for a mailing list.
3. IS IT MORAL? Well, everyone who sends me $5 has a good chance of
getting A LOT of money ... a much better chance than buying a lottery
ticket!!!
So, having these questions answered, I invested EXACTLY $26.92 ... five $5.00
bills and five 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I did!!! Within 7
days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would
end soon and didn't give it another thought. But the money continued coming
in. In my first week I made between $40 to $60. By the end of the second
week I had a made a total of $1,000.00. In the third week I had over
$10,000.00 and it was still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have
made a total of just over $42,000 and it's still coming in .....
It's certainly worth $25.00 and 5 stamps !!! Also, make sure you print a copy
of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need
it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will
start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so
easy! Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or
download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's
easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $25.00 (Plus postage)
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and
it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following
instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can
be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the
honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by
carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail
Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible,
it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many
large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However,
the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is
made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list.
HERE ARE 4 EASY STEPS TO SUCCESS: ---------------------------------
STEP 1: Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece
of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 5 US $5.00 bills and
place ONE inside EACH of the 5 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen
through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of
the 5 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 5 sealed envelopes, each
with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a
$5.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!
Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the
legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
(1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the 5
envelopes to the following addresses:
REPORT # 1: 'The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
F. J., 853 Huntclub Blvd., Auburn Hills, MI 48326 USA
________________________________________________________
REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net
B. Z., 1501 S. Black Ave. Bozeman, Mt. 59715 USA
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net
S. D. 3624 Bluebird Road Wyoming, MI. 49509 USA
______________________________________________________________
REPORT # 4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net
S. Z. 6311 Danube Road Richmond B.C. V7C 3H8 Canada
________________________________________________________________
REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free
G. A. Bower 2769 N. Hillbrier Cir. Plano, TX 75075 USA
STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
names up (5 becomes 4,4 becomes 3 etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 5 on
the list.
STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close
to original as possible.
STEP 4: Now, send this article to 5000 people or post your amended article
to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All
you need is 200, but remember, the more you send or post, the more money you
make!
This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302
& 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself
and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again.
PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty
and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
directions. Look at it this way. If you are a person of integrity, the
program will continue and the money that so many others have received will
come your way.
NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that
you are truly providing a service.
(Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $5 bill in dark paper to reduce
the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions
carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation
as a List Developer with five dollars each. Your name will move up the list
geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be
receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $25.00
($5.00 for each of the first five people listed above) Send it now, add your
own name to the list and you're in business!
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DIRECTIONS --- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS --- DIRECTIONS ---
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Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag
your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit
menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.
Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the
blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of
the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to the list.
Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various
newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by
highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu.
Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they
scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the post
message button. You're done with your first one!
Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different
newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about
30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN,
THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days!
You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail
you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to
use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
**JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
Now the WHY part:Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000
e-mails each.
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2%
response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only
0.2% . Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails
instead of only 5,000 each).
Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.Those
10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
That's = 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people
mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2%
response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send
out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The
0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those
10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50
million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report #5.
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half
million).
Your total income in this example is:
1..... $50 +
2..... $500 +
3..... $5,000 +
4..... $50,000 +
5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE
OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER
HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF
MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a
moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one
4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are
over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
Believe me, any people will do just that, and more!
When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in
the newsgroups, and send out another $25.00 to names on the list, putting
your name at number 5 again. And start posting again.
The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over
the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?,
JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $25.00 and see if it really
works?? I think so...
People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the
money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons
of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and
newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at
20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the
actual internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really
work.
** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages with
your name in the list and not sending the money to the rest of the people
already on the list, you will NOT get as much. Someone I talked to knew
someone who did that and he only made about $150.00, and that's after seven
or eight weeks! Then he sent the 5 $5.00 bills, people added him to their
lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10k.
This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the wealth
of the world without costing anything but our time!!! You also may want to
buy mailing and e-mail lists for future dollars. Make sure you print this
article out RIGHT NOW! Also, try to keep a list of everyone that sends you
money and always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is
playing fairly. Remember, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to
cheat the basic idea to make the money!! GOOD LUCK to all and please play
fairly and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH.
Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again...
LEGAL ? ? ? (Comments from Bob Novak who started this new version.) "People
have asked me if this is really legal. Well, it is! You are using the
Internet to advertise your business. What is that business? You are
assembling a mailing list of people who are interested in home based
computer and online business and methods of generating income at home.
Remember, people send you a small fee to be added to your mailing list. It
is legal. what will you do with your list of thousands of names? That's up
to you." So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare the income
and pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions.
Keep an eye on the newsgroups and when the cash has stopped coming (that
means your name is no longer on the list), you just take the latest posting
at the newsgroups, send another $25.00 to the names stated on the list, make
your corrections (put your name at #5) and start posting again.
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NOTES: * 1. In some countries, the export of the country's exchange is
illegal. But you can get the license to do this from the post office,
explaining the above statements (that you have an online business, etc. You
may have to pay an extra tax, but that's OK, the amount of the incoming
money is HUGE! And as I said, a few countries have that restriction. *2. You
may want it.buy mailing and e-mail lists for future dollars. (Or Database or
Spreadsheet software.) *3. If you're really not sure or still think this
can't be for real, please print a copy of this article and pass it along to
someone who really needs the money, and see what happens. *4. You will start
getting responses within 1-2 weeks, it depends.
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***ALSO REMEMBER*** INSIDE EACH PIECE OF PARPER, SEND YOUR $5 OUT TO EVERYONE
ON THE LIST, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT FROM THE U.S. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? GOOD
LUCK!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------
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